Hello there beauties! Welcome to another segment of TheFabZilla Chitchat, a place where you and I tackle topics outside product reviews or laugh at our own idiosyncrasies. In short, it’s when we let our guards down and talk like regular humanoids. I initially thought of doing a weekly chitchat but my notoriously busy schedule won’t allow my mind to think outside the box. I’m dead tired in most nights I tell ya! Anyhoo, while showering, the warm water could’ve tickled my right brain to function so before I forget things again, let’s touch base on crazy life decisions WE make all in the name of makeups. Yes, with emphasis on WE. I see no other reason why you’re here besides sharing the same interest for all things beauty, right? Can you relate with any of the following aberrant behavior?
1. Falling for FREE shit when ordering online…
I listed this number one because I fall for this tactic many many many times that I lost count already! One time Hub said “did you buy the whole store?” Referring to a box-full of Victoria’s Secret bath products and undies that can probably last me two years, #noshame . My stupid defense? It’s free shipping with lots of goodies when I buy more! Yeah tell me about it. Funny how we don’t want to pay $7 shipping but go ridiculously gaga with $50 free shipping!
2. Can’t leave Walmart or Target without new makeups!
I know I’m not the only one here. Don’t you feel hyper excited at the sight of Target? I can’t for the life of me check out with groceries alone! I need to browse the beauty aisle every chance I get and pick up things I know I don’t need anymore. GoodLawd show me the road to redemption, ugh!
3. The No Makeup Makeup Look
I laugh every time I see video upon video upon video tof the infamous no makeup makeup look. Yeah even more when I see several makeups used to achieve a no makeup look: primer, concealer, foundation, setting powder, concealer again, powder, setting spray. The real deal my friend is not to wear any makeup at all. Either you do or don’t.
4. Returning or exchanging unwanted stuff is damn expensive.
How many times did this happen to you? You don’t like the item you recently bought or received in the mail so you decided to drive down to Sephora to return or exchange it for something else. Big mistake! To makeup junkies, Sephora is one helluva giant candy store! Why can’t we just stick with the plan, woman!!! Why can’t we just return things and fight the temptation of procuring yet another makeup! Somebody call 911.
What other crazy things you’ve done which I failed to mention? spill the deets, c’mon!